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*Listening to your problems without providing you with solutions!
*Allowing you to blame others for all your problems!
*Teaching you all the AA lingo so you can impress other newcomers!
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*Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk?"
*The only resentment you really need to worry about is the resentment you have against yourself!
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*We also have expert sponsors for those who would like the special "relapse" program." Note: the cost of this program is based on the number of relapses you would like to have.
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If you are interested in references, we have clients in rehabs, asylums, jails, and graveyards. In addition, we have some clients living on skid row. We would be more than willing to hook you up with one of them.
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